Naming Whimsy Admirer Pillows

"Yes, our master named us Romeo and Juliet. It's kind of ironic though since we can't stand each other..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Clown on bike.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

Caterpillar Portrait

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Teddy Time Bears

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Bathroom Fairy

Storm in a magic lamp.

Imagine

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Things are looking up!"

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Reindeer

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Witches Checkout.

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."