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'I don't know what it is, Fang, but I've always been bad at remember names.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

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"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

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"Care for an oxymoron?"

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Prize vegetables with rude names.

"Triple whammy."

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

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'The larrikin was shirty because his crowdy wasn't flyless.'

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

Changing house name.

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

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'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

'The molto randy refelled her genoise.'

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."