Name Gambler Mugs

'Why aren't comets ever discovered by people named Smith or Jones?'

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'I don't like to take chances.'

Dog in casino.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

Worm Bed

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Have you been scratching this?"

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

Doctor's poker.

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Blackjack: free lemonade!

Solitaire card shark.

Unnatural Selection.

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

Monkey casino study.