Grade Gambler Mugs

'Be advised the information herein may not be current and is subject to change. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.'

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Do I get partial credit?

"You report is late!"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"Man, all I need is just one 'A'!"

"Don't get exited Tommy, it isn't an A. I was just trying to get my pen to work, it's a D minus as usual."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"God works in mysterious ways."

"Better luck next time, kid."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Doctor's poker.

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'I would've done better in geography, but the test on Australia boomeranged.'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

"Look, I got a good grade because I worked hard. It's like riding a bike...stay in your seat, keep moving forward and you'll reach your goal. Unless you hit a lipstick case dropped in the middle of the road."

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

'If I had Doppler, it would be predicting a storm when my parents see this grade on my meteorology test.'

'You had to go for a walk--now we've lost our table.'

'I'm going to refer you to a doctor. You seem to have developed immunity to winning stocks.'

European Space Agency.

Bought Low, Sold Lower.

'If my grades don't improve, I don't know what'll happen. Maybe they'll offer me a buyout.'

"I got the idea from a pair of dice."

'Well, Dad said he'd take me to the zoo, but the only animals were horses running around a track!'

"There is no complaint department, Robert."

'Double or nothing on the second opinion, Doc?'