Name Creators Mugs

'John and I have agreed on 'Mary Kate Elizabeth,' but we're still working on a screen name.'

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

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'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

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"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

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"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'It's my pseudonym.'

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Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

Mr Long and Miss Short.

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''