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'I'm tired of politicians ignoring me -- I want to have my name legally changed to 'Joe Six-Pack.''

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

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'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

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"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

"Sinead?!"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

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Mr Long and Miss Short.

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

Changing house name.

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.