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'Oh, of all the luck!'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

The adoration of the gels.

Tool Box

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

A Manicure

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Kensington Fluffies

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

Curtains haberdashery

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Artist chained to his drawing.

The quarantine self cut.

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

A day at the races

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

The Manicure.

"We hired all the designers ourselves."