Nail Art Diva T-Shirts

'Oh, of all the luck!'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

The adoration of the gels.

Tool Box

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

A Manicure

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Kensington Fluffies

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

Curtains haberdashery

Artist chained to his drawing.

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

The quarantine self cut.

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

A day at the races

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

The Manicure.

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."