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Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

The adoration of the gels.

Tool Box

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A Manicure

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

Painter's Duel.

The Manicure.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

The Battle of the Pictures.

Level up your game with a MANicure.

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Red in tooth and claw.

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

Paint fight art!

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

Samurai - Accountant.

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

Man sharpening giant pencil with his sword

God's Manicure.

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

Ladies night at the bowling alley.

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

Nail shop offers cell phone covers that match painted nails.

Manicures. New style. It looks like they're creating something hazardous there. It's not nice pointing fingers.

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"