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"Atlas! We require a small sample."

"Do me next."

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Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

So you're a mocking bird...

"Recalculating route..."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Divine Desk Bins

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

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"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

The Mummy's Purse...

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"My God! There goes middle management."

Sisyphus Sawyer

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

Naming that Impala

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

Quiet Quitting

'Great, we're lost. I thought you said you knew the way to the ark! I bet even the stupid monkeys made it there!'

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

"My new day job is killing me."

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Baby Brunhilde

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

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