Mythical Tales Explorer Pillows

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A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Phoenix

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

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Nostradamus.

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Freia and her golden apples

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Business witch

"I have grave news."

Palm Reader...

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

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"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."