Mythical Realm Explorer Mugs

'You have heavenly boobs!'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Phoenix

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Your future looks charming.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

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'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Nostradamus.

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

Freia and her golden apples

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

"I have grave news."

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

Frog Prince

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

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