Mythical Realm Explorer Pillows

'You have heavenly boobs!'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Phoenix

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

'Your future looks charming.'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

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'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Nostradamus.

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

Freia and her golden apples

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

Palm Reader...

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

Frog Prince

"I have grave news."

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

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