Mythical Mischief Makers Mugs

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"Hello, is this 999?"

"It's that neighbour from hell again..."

"Okay, one more time. . . let there be light!!"

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

The Tooth Ferret

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Knights

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

God creates humans.

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'What's my fortune then?!

'I can't undo anything - I've forgot my toolbox!'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

Frankie the discount genie

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

A trap for Santa

Santa's sleigh up on cinder blocks.

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

'I never dreamed that Lady Godiva would run AGAINST me!'

"For crying out loud, what's all that racket down there? Are those kids raiding the kitchen again?"

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

'...and you can take that wag off your tail!'

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"Great, I just made my last mortgage payment!"

'No pennies.'

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'

'I'm here for making house calls to the homes of doctors at 3am.'

'What's the score?'

',,,'Sidekick' not a psychic'

Tommy Cooper.