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"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"There, all neat and tidy!"

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

The Tooth Ferret

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

God creates humans.

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

"Can't you ever relax?"

"Big storm's a brewin'."

Killing Santa

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Greek Gods New Years. It's another fun new year's eve up here! Yeah, everybody is getting ready for the big moment. Zeus is preparing a thunder and lightning show to ring in the new year. And Aphrodite is pairing off couples of the new year's kiss. It's great up here, but it'll be a rough start to the new year down on earth. Why? At midnight Atlas will drop the ball!

In the very beginning.

A trap for Santa

He's my vaguely familiar.

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

A vampire pounces on Santa as he delivers presents.

Next day, God ceased production of unicorns.

'Make sure he gets plenty of fruit.'

"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

'Whoa! -- She gave Adam a leaf-wedgie!'

Santa's sleigh up on cinder blocks.

'I'm just saying we should take into account the health cost of nine lifetimes.'

That's right Darling, the earth is round and the Great Seal in the Sky is balancing it on its nose...

"Of course I believe in God. He's as real as Santa."

"Is it absolutely necessary to have a new moon every month?"

The Tooth Fairy looks for temp work.

'It seems like only yesterday I was on my third life.'