Mythical Mess Gifts

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

The Tooth Ferret

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

God creates humans.

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

"Can't you ever relax?"

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

In the very beginning.

"Big storm's a brewin'."

Killing Santa

A vampire pounces on Santa as he delivers presents.

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

A trap for Santa

He's my vaguely familiar.

Next day, God ceased production of unicorns.

'Whoa! -- She gave Adam a leaf-wedgie!'

"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

Santa's sleigh up on cinder blocks.

'Make sure he gets plenty of fruit.'

'I'm just saying we should take into account the health cost of nine lifetimes.'

'It seems like only yesterday I was on my third life.'

The Tooth Fairy looks for temp work.

That's right Darling, the earth is round and the Great Seal in the Sky is balancing it on its nose...

"Of course I believe in God. He's as real as Santa."

"Is it absolutely necessary to have a new moon every month?"

'Oh, they're just having another heated argument.'