Mystique Marveler Pillows

Fakir has chamber pot with nails.

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Juggler and Illusionist

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

Amateur Palmist

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

'I donated my body to science..'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

The Quantum Mechanic...

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

Walking on Water

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

Schrödinger's cat.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

'Who the heck has parted the Red Sea?!'

"Rabbit's on maternity leave. I'm the understudy. And take it easy on the ears."

The Star Gazer

Medicine's Myriad Mysteries - "Cold?", "Muscle strain?"...

"Nice moat."

'Crowd control has never been easier since this Moses guy joined up.'