Mysticism Mugs

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"I see meetings. Lots of meetings."

Fortunes - $25 and Genome sequenced - $2,500.

Fortune Teller and Ophthalmologists: 'See the Future' and 'See the Present.'

Crystal Balls.

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

'Why don't we wear business suits and call ourselves marketing executives? We could make a lot more money.'

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'I see a woman with a very large, round nose... Oh, wait, that's my reflection. Let me try that again.'

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

"Nothing is as it seems, my son."

Fortune teller.

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'I can't see your future, but luckily I'm very good with vague generalities and meaningless half truths.'

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

Fortune teller "Ah, yes, the internet is just coming through"

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

"...And this room is where the bank works out the rates forecasts!"

"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"

fortune teller and credit card.

Fortunes. . .$20, Impressions. . .$10, Clenches. . . $5, Wild Guess. . . $2.

'Sorry, sir, but your insurance does not cover a third eye.'

'I only do biometric readings now.'

Amateur Palmist

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"Is that before or after tax?"

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

'Now might be a good time to tell your wife where you keep your insurance policies.'

"Sometimes the future is bright, sometimes it's dark - it's all cyclical."

Ouija board speaks recorded options

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