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'You need to go for a walk, but they can't find your leash! You start to panic...'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Sleeping Beauty

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

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"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

OM, SWEET OM

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Nostradamus.

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

Doggie Heaven

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

Palm Reader...

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"I'll be right back."

"I have grave news."

Stick Dreams

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

Cat walking dog.

Shakespearean Actor

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

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Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

"The good news is that you'll be immortalized in a world-famous painting. The bad news...your face is stuck like that for life!"