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"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Warrior Woman

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I always knew you'd come back."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

Dragon Graph

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Scientist seen on loch.

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

Sea Monster

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

The Golf Gremlin.

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

"Mr. Wilson? I'm Dr. Bradshaw. Please come in."

Big Boy Foot

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

'Can we keep him?'

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

'Marriage might suck the life out of our relationship.'

Need tickets.

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"