Mystic Mechanic Appreciator Mugs

"I keep hearing a knocking noise."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Did you have a cat?"

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'The crystal reveals you spend your money foolishly. That will be twenty-five dollars, please.

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'

Auto Mechanic's Confessional Booth

Greasy toothbrush. One of the downsides to life with the bionic man.

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

"It's a bit of a scam. They sell the crystal ball at cost, then nail you on the price of replacement psych-ink cartridges."

The newspaper that psychics read every morning.

"I'm dating a spiritualist medium..."

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

'You will meet a tall, handsome psychologist who will teat your gullibility.'

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

Astral Projecting Babushkas

A prediction.

"Seducers, politicians and non-believers, it's all become so humdrum. I often wonder, where have all the sorcerers and fortune tellers gone?"

"Now then, which life are you on?"

'Oh, well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

'Madam Zora's one of our new schemes to future proof the business!'