Mystery Race Detective Mugs

'I could have won, but my jockey kept pulling me back: Something fishy went on in that race!'

"They grow up so fast."

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

Office of the PR of the United States

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

Mouse with map exiting maze.

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Tony Blair and Blairwash.

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.

La Tour 2007.

'Did you see who pushed you?'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

Gene doping in sport.

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"Take it easy! Thinking snow doesn't mean necessarily mean wanting snow!"

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

"Do you offer a warranty?"

"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"

"Damn. No hat."

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

Police man stopping a limo.

Kangaroo sits on Australian state border scratching it's head at the train tracks that are different sizes.

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

'In case of an emergency brake.'

"I wouldn't bother you but my wallet is missing too."

"Oh I see, yours is Indian...this one's definitely African. Sorry for getting your hopes up."

A conspiracy theorist reads a book called "Release of JFK Files".