Mystery Debunker Gifts

"I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

Rumours Online

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"Of course I'm making things worse. Do you think I'd work for what you're paying me if I knew how to make things better?"

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

Obama, the Enigma?

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"I don't do cover ups!"

Say What! Mark Meadows

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

Superstition City

I heard it disappears if you suck on a rabbit's foot. I heard the virus came from aliens. I heard it's no worse than jock itch. Heard immunity.

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

Weapens of Mass Redaction

"Have you considered donating your body to science fiction?"

"Which variant of the hoax do you think we contracted?"