Mystery City Worker T-Shirts

'Henry works in the city... I'm never quite sure what he does.'

The Milky Way (Detail)

Private Viewing

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

Urban lunch

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

City & Western.

Accountants can be fun!

Financial Pirates

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

Cleaning service on skates.

The Manhattan Triangle

'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

Street Maze.

Unglamourous job, but with massive rewards. How about the city?

'City workers to retrain as teachers.'

Sign on gate reads - 'Beware of the bull market.' 'Apparently some chap from the city bought it.'

"As regards the size of our annual bonus, let's bear in mind gentlemen, that we are hunters AND gatherers."

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

Bikini Between Buildings

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

"I secretly put decaf in my office coffeemaker so all of my coworkers work at my speed.'

New Downtown Parking Ramp Grams Opening 1:00 pm. . . Ramp Full 1:30 PM.

"I'm really glad I don't work on this floor."