Mystery City Worker T-Shirts

'Henry works in the city... I'm never quite sure what he does.'

The Milky Way (Detail)

Private Viewing

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Urban lunch

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

Accountants can be fun!

City & Western.

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

The Manhattan Triangle

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

Cleaning service on skates.

Financial Pirates

'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

Unglamourous job, but with massive rewards. How about the city?

Street Maze.

Sign on gate reads - 'Beware of the bull market.' 'Apparently some chap from the city bought it.'

"As regards the size of our annual bonus, let's bear in mind gentlemen, that we are hunters AND gatherers."

'City workers to retrain as teachers.'

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

"I secretly put decaf in my office coffeemaker so all of my coworkers work at my speed.'

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

Bikini Between Buildings

New Downtown Parking Ramp Grams Opening 1:00 pm. . . Ramp Full 1:30 PM.

"I'm really glad I don't work on this floor."

Forty years in the City and never once was I headhunted.