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Scarpia's Palace

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

Trilby - 'Confession

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

"No one is looking. I'll just add a little mercury nitrate."

"What we're going to say to the jury is 'Love the embezzler. Hate the embezzlement."

"Just tell us what we want to know, and you can sit in the comfortable chair."

'Books: Bill's Memoirs, Hillary's Memoirs.'

In The Bastille

Snowmen Crime Scene

"It's outside, waiting for her inside of his convertible."

Putin Helps Tsipras hold Greece together

Instinct stronger than training

Unpublished Cartoon of James R Lowell, lecturing Corrupt European States

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

"Since interest rates are low, I'd like to refinance my bankruptcy."

"Goodbye George, but use the back door. The plumber has arrived."

"You're Russian? Where can I find one of your local honey pots?"

'Darling,there's a man here who claims that you're having an affair with his wife...I'm sending him in now.'

Erdogan Blocks Swedish and Finnish Attempts to Join Nato

Smug Lur Transport. It was just a hunch.

'Big Mikey will now add a few bullet points.'

Iran, Russia and Turkiye meets

Security Breach

IRS Have Your Tax Explained Here.

Nothing puts me on edge like an inscrutable smile.

Russian and US Conflict