Mutt Marveler Pillows

'Yechh! Somebody took bites!'

Love a Mutt

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Juggler and Illusionist

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

Good, but not Great Danes.

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

The Quantum Mechanic...

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"Do you hear what I hear?"

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

Walking on Water

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

'Wheeee...'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

Schrödinger's cat.

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

'It shrunk!'

'Living on the back of a whale is OK, except for the part where he deep dives for up to 2 hours!'

'Who the heck has parted the Red Sea?!'

Submarine Catflap

"Rabbit's on maternity leave. I'm the understudy. And take it easy on the ears."

The Star Gazer