Mutation Mapper T-Shirts

New Indian Strain of Coronavirus

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Innovative

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

Mutation D614G

Id/Ego/Superego.

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Vaccine Resistant Strains of Coronavirus

London map drawn from memory.

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

Motorway of the Self

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

Iraq and the road ahead...

Gestalt Therapy: The first layer of neurosis is the game playing or phony layer, the second is the phobic or dissatisfaction with self layer,third is impasse,forth is the implosive layer and fifth is where the neurotic finally releases pent up feelings.

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

Maps of the Human Genome

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

Viet Nam: Highly Contagious Variant

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

If the fruit isn't genetically modified, explain the fruit fly.

Reverse Psychology.

"Admittedly, our research went astray but getting more funding should be easier now."

'I just can't shake the feeling that there's a bigger world out there somewhere.'