Mutation Detective Gifts

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

Viet Nam: Highly Contagious Variant

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

DNA Analysis.

Mutation D614G

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Vaccine Resistant Strains of Coronavirus

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

"I've mutated."

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

If the fruit isn't genetically modified, explain the fruit fly.

"Good news, Mr. Vanderfirth. We've traced your lineage back to a woman who lived in East Africa two hundred thousand years ago."

"Admittedly, our research went astray but getting more funding should be easier now."

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

The History of GM Food

Covid 19 Variant

Think Zero Defects

"The virus mutation equally affects the left and the right."

Institute of Genetic Engineering

"I got hit by a gamma ray burst!"

"Your giant virus experiment is a success."

Center for the research and development of abnormally large strains of fruit.

"Ich habe einen ziemlich miesen DNA-Tag."

'Thanks for bringin up the mail, so what's new with you, Phil?'

DNA Tests. Discover your ancestry. That was great! I love taking a science test where it's not possible to give a wrong answer.