Mutation Collector Gifts

MuTATE Gallery

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Before the Internet

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Mutation D614G

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

The Month of July

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

Vaccine Resistant Strains of Coronavirus

When lice dream.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I wonder what this was for."

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"Would you like flies with that order?"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I'll have the computer running once I workout the bugs."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Funky Facts: Elephants.

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

'How old is this vase?'