Mutation Analyst Mugs

"The virus mutation equally affects the left and the right."

Love at First Sight

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

Mutation D614G

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

Vaccine Resistant Strains of Coronavirus

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

'Apparently, no matter where you are, you're never more than 9 metres away from a government enquiry...'

"Sir, would you take this latest warning of ecological disaster and pooh-pooh it for me?"

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Viet Nam: Highly Contagious Variant

If the fruit isn't genetically modified, explain the fruit fly.

"Admittedly, our research went astray but getting more funding should be easier now."

Progress: The amount of effort expended multiplied by the square of the ratio of scientists to managers: P=E X (S/M)2.

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

'Worry kills more people than work.'

Covid 19 Variant

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

The History of GM Food

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

Institute of Genetic Engineering

'He just comes in to laugh at our menu.'

Price and serving size: A guide.

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

"I got hit by a gamma ray burst!"