Evolution Analyst Mugs

"So explain to me again why walking upright is such a great idea?"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"I think we may be related!"

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Exit only.

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"We evolved from asteroids"

"Are we there yet?"

The Evolution Of Man.

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

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