Mutation Explorer Mugs

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Admittedly, our research went astray but getting more funding should be easier now."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

The Map of the human brain

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Sigmund Freud.

X-ray Psychology.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Unguided imagery

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Exit only.

"We evolved from asteroids"

ZOO

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

Evolution.

The Origin of Creationism

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"Conversation - what a concept!"

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"