Musician Wannabe Pillows

"We could start a band."

He kept up his guitar practise...

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Rocking Witches.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Reese Witherspoon

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Plymouth Rock

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Dino Fest

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Lou Reed

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Guitar Hero.

'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'Elton John'

"She gets her musical ability from me."

'I'm with the band.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Tony Iommi

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."