Musically Challenged Pillows

"Music doesn't happen to be his strong point..."

"Give me five bucks for it. It just needs a little tuning."

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Grade 2 Cellist

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"Thank God you're here. Walter has been Barry Manilowing us to death."

Violin Rehearsal

The battle of the pianos.

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Flautist

Bad Violinist.

'Magazine, yes. Book, maybe. Musical dance - never in a million!'

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

STRIP Hambone: To old to work computers

Grade 4 Cello

"With all the tech handy, there's really no reason to be late, lost or out of style."

"We don't need to push down on the pedal QUITE so hard, Petunia."

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."

"Aw geez. I can't unlock my phone." "That's the TV remote. And we're out of Chardonnay."

'I didn't get the job. They said I've not got enough determination.'

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

'I must get an instruction book for this phone...that's the fifth time this week I've taken a photograph of my right ear.'

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

"And as a final condition, you'll acknowledge here that despite prevailing in our battle of the bands showdown 18 years ago, you were totally outrocked by the Ted Gusten Experience."

Bagpipe Training School - "Next time don't suck so hard."

"You just march right back in there and keep marching around and around until he sees you're good enough to put back in the marching band."

"Right click twice, now left click."

"Mrs. HIggins, which button do I push to make a smiley face?"

"Your dad doesn't want to see or hear any comments on his social media page. Please explain to him how to turn them off."

"Can I jam with you guys?"

'Allergy Cafe - All you can Tolerate.'