Musical Vacationer Pillows

Musicians on a beach

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"First class, or with children?"

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Camping.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Easter Island Shades...

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Campground Conductor

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."