Musical Toolsetters Gifts

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Sale! Weed Whackers

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

A crab with a utility knife claw

Waiting for retirement.

Creative entrepreneur at work

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Three different categories of lawnmower.

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."