Musical Teens Gifts

Abandon all hope ye who enter here,

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Text Culture

Four children playing the flute.

"He's gone goth"

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

Pop Culture for Teens

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"He's deliciously vintage."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'Teenage Beethoven.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

City centre pub.

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

Tough Teddies

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"