Musical Taste Tester Gifts

Angel and Devil Music.

Bad for you but to die for

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Harsh Mellows.

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Cereal Tasting.

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Avocado Timeline

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

Big Burgers.

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Dijon Vu

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

"Do you know our soup is world renowned?"

"Robust, full-bodied bouquet with just a hint of bitter, mean-spirited despair."

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

"Ok mummy, perhaps this isn't so crummy!"