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Collussus Records. You say your music is influenced by Lawrence Welk and hip hop. What do you call it? "Bubble Rap"!

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

Louis Armstrong

A Symphony of Penguins

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

I could have danced all night!

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Baby Piano

Robert Fripp

Tut and Carmen.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Marimba

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Guitarist

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Cimafunk

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."