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Musical Fight

Academic Affairs: The Chair of Philosophy Corners the Chair of the Sciences

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

Department de Philosophie

"Hows the protest song coming along Bill?"

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

'One pundit tonight is from a think tank, the other writes 'Books for Dummies'.'

'What do you mean, 'you can read me like a book'? You've never read a book!'

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

"They can't eliminate gymnastics! With our school's overcrowding, we need it!"

"I've been thinking harder than you have, and my thought experiment disproves your thought experiment."

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

Psychiatrist's patient plays trumpet.

'I say it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you're sincere.', 'Who do you think you're kidding?'

'Can't we have just one conversation without you getting so defensive'

'Let's give him a couple more minutes, but it looks like we've got ourselves a bum who can't fight his way out of a paper bag.'

Chi Kick

'I say, Addison

World Ping-Pong Federation.

Historians' Tiff

Boxing.

'This next song is for anyone who has been denied coverage for a pre-existing condition. . .'

Thank goodness, SAVED by the Bell!'

"What? Just because I'm Latino you assume I must automatically like Spanish music?"

"Where did you say you went to college?"

'Now this will be entertaining...!'