Musical Satire Admirer Gifts

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Hugh fans!"

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

Czarcasm

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Can't Touch This

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"A haand gel...!?"

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Hot cross buns

Music Hall Dancers

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

'And remember team, if you can't join 'em, lick 'em!'

"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'