Musical Motorists Gifts

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When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Orchestra.

'Play it again, Sam.'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

Broadway Moosical.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

I love Marimba

Freestyling.

Musical Bicycle.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Music Freak.

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

Air Sitar.

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

Cowpunk

The Cello Victims

"This next song exposes the hypocrisy of everyone here."

Guitar emergency.

'The song made it seem so much more serene.'

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

The train on the musical line

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'