Musical Motorists Gifts

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When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Orchestra.

'Play it again, Sam.'

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

Broadway Moosical.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

Freestyling.

I love Marimba

Musical Bicycle.

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

Nick Cave.

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Music Freak.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

Air Sitar.

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

Cowpunk

The Cello Victims

"This next song exposes the hypocrisy of everyone here."

Guitar emergency.

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

The train on the musical line

'The song made it seem so much more serene.'

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

Tune Up Shop.