Musical Moo-sicians Pillows

Cow Show Tunes

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Orchestra.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Motorherd

'Play it again, Sam.'

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Music Student

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Angel playing music

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

I love Marimba

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Nick Cave.

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

It MUST be Valentines Day!

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

Music Freak.

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

Air Sitar.

Cowpunk

"...on the avenue..."

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

"This next song exposes the hypocrisy of everyone here."

DOUR and TROUBADOUR

Cats the musical

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

'My client denies taking any performance-enhancing drugs when she jumped over the moon.'