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'It said 'upgrading music library to Glee version.' Was that bad?'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

Musical Note Nail

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

Bass Clef

Welcome to the lower grade concert. We will premiere an avant garde song cycle with unexpected solos, parts of melodies that may seem vaguely familiar and musicians who leave the stage for no apparent reason. Enjoy!

Hospital ER. My CD player malfunctioned! And now there's a song stuck in his head!

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

'I know I'm a small investor. What makes me mad is that when I started with you I was a large investor."

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

Musician sneezes and blows away musical notes.

"Gesundheit!"

"Here comes Gail—everyone play dead."

"I'm sorry, that didn't come out right."

Labyrinth of bureaucracy

Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.

'Sorry, I've just pressed the wrong button.'

Sen.Krupt. The microphone I didn't know was on took my remarks out of context.

Harpist slicing fingers on strings

Trumpet player punctures a cheek.

The Off-Tones

"Please don't be on backwards."

Sorry, not sorry.

"You're dropping by since you're in the neighborhood? Hey, that's great. Unfortunately, we're in our car and, whoa, looks like we're heading into a tunnel. Gotta go. Bye."

'The sonar finds underwater structure. You watch out for surface structure.'

'I seem to remember a mishap during your first lesson...'

I hate karaoke nights.

How to save face when you realize you're walking the wrong way.

"Can't say I'm surprised. It's a notoriously difficult piece of music."