Musical Maestress Gifts

The Moonlight Sonata

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Louis Armstrong

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Baby Piano

Marimba

Guitarist

Cimafunk

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Lennon and McCartney.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

He kept up his guitar practise...

Rhapsody in Blue.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Omara Portuondo

Impressing dad.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

Concert Pianist.

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

No Elgar!

Horti-Culture

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Theorbo

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Daughters on the beach

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Triangle

I love my Timpani

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Double Bass