Musical Macabre Enthusiast Pillows

An Instrument of Death.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Trump! The Musical

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Reginald Bunthorne

HELLth Food Sprouts

'We had to donwsize.'

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

Decaying corpse

"Home school marching band"

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'Greatest Hits Compilations not yet turned into a terrible Ben Elton show.'

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

Captain

"Missed the musical. Downloaded the ringtone."

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

Poetry reading nightly

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

Liza Minnelli

Death Takes A Time-Share

"I just love take-out."

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

'Don't you know any other song besides 'Singing in the Rain'?'

On the Town.

The Grim Rapper