Musical Macabre Enthusiast Pillows

An Instrument of Death.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Trump! The Musical

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Reginald Bunthorne

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

HELLth Food Sprouts

'We had to donwsize.'

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"Home school marching band"

Decaying corpse

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'Greatest Hits Compilations not yet turned into a terrible Ben Elton show.'

Phantom of Casablanca

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

He's disappointed --- He came here because he thought the song went "New York, New York, it's an elephant town."

"Missed the musical. Downloaded the ringtone."

"I just love take-out."

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

Captain

Poetry reading nightly

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

Liza Minnelli

Death Takes A Time-Share

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

'Don't you know any other song besides 'Singing in the Rain'?'

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

'So what did you do with a problem like Maria?'

The Grim Rapper