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A Heavy Metal Musician.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Popera!

"This is a duet yourself project."

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Devil tattoo.

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

The Kink and I

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

'Fiddler on a hot tin roof.'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

'Why am I here, nurse? I just wanted a replacement for my organ.'

The critic as band leader

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

Smokin' In the Toys Room

'The life I love is makin' music with my friends...'

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

"Microsoft up a third, GM down a half on low volume..."

In marriage guidance - "I think it's our jobs...he owns a candy shop and I'm a dentist."

A hard day's night.

Crackpot watches while women catfight.

'I don't see any shaking all about Witherspoon!'

We've done "here on oink," and we've done "there an oink," but we've never done "everywhere an oink-oink."

"We're going to hear a tribute band's tribute to another tribute band."

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

Guy reading 'Irvine Welsh' drinks 'Earl grey'

Lots of Conductors for a Single Violinist.

"Excellent. Now just the altos."

"Your Judaica shop?"