Job Juxtaposition Lover T-Shirts

In marriage guidance - "I think it's our jobs...he owns a candy shop and I'm a dentist."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

At Lego corporate headquarters.

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Devil tattoo.

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

"And yet, I too am a still life."

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

"I love my job!"

Hunt, Gather

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

Latrinologist

PERSONNEL, 'This is terribly embarrassing -- I've been married so many times, I've forgotten my maiden name.'

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

Smokin' In the Toys Room

"The end is near."

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

"Microsoft up a third, GM down a half on low volume..."

Crackpot watches while women catfight.

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

"We're finishing up the sales reports now."

Guy cleans a monitor with a squeegee.

'It wasn't the job, I loved the job! But with a family to support I had to look for something with better pay and prospects!'

If we hired the same way we elect...

'You'll catch your death of cold out in this weather!'

Honey Trappist

"Your Judaica shop?"

'This is to make sure no one is faking it.'