Musical Instrument Expert Gifts

"I don't know who on Facebook told you, but I can assure you Stradivarius didn't make accordions!"

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Baby Playing Violin

Timpani.

Quartet.

Didgeridoo

Cello Concert

King of Music.

Cellist

I love Harmonica

Red hot little combo

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

Musicians on a beach

Hacksaw Violin.

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Orchestra

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

'Awesome!'

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

'I hate sales meetings on casual fridays.'

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

The chosen few

Bird tries to feed a piano.

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

Tuba

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."