Musical Golfer Prints

And he sliced and he cursed and his cheating was the worst. I'm not sure golf minstrels are such a good idea.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Golf lessons

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

God in the bunker.

'Don't move.'

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'I'd rather be playing football.'

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

Hole in forty-seven.

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

'Birdie.'

"Thank you."

"Duh!"

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."