Musical Corker Prints

Wine charmer

'I think I'll go home and eat'

Dynamite little combo

"The Just Me Band"

My other cello is a Stradivari

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

Zappo's Air Guitars.

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

Campground Conductor

'Yup, cannon in D.'

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

Excommunicate Me.

Santa Metal Claus

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

"Hey—no cheating!"

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

"I'm very highly strung!"

Rock n'roll.

"I've got sea mail."

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

'Beware of Dog' sign next to accordion-playing canine.

Earplugs £2 a Pair

'What happened to the little flute?'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.